Collin

Creature: Collin Jones
Common nicknames: Retard, idiot, Elvish god, loon

Occupation: Off the books driveway paver

Net-worth: $13,000 USD

Notable achievements: Silver on League of Legends

General Information

Despite being dropped on it's head multiple times as a offspring this specimen also drops it's own computer multiple times a day. Vapes, smokes, and drinks because it thinks it's fun. Known for being retarded for obvious reasons.

How to spot this specimen?

This specimen has a few characteristics that will help you identify it.
 * 1) Loud usually accompanied by a shitty mic
 * 2) Shit computer, high ping and high chance of disconnecting mid game
 * 3) Talks about drugs and alcohol frequently
 * 4) Unintelligible noises used for communication
 * 5) Low IQ
 * 6) Displays similar signs of autism